Limited Run - Memoir Tee First Edition - Fifi's Escape

PRE-ORDER ONLY - Pre-orders close 8 Feb 2026

Memoir Tee First Edition - "Fifi's Escape" - 20.01.2026

The Great Fifi Fiasco: A True Story of Bovine Rebellion

"Is anyone free to get to the sanctuary now!! FIFI IS MIA. Please only answer if you can come" - Emily, 2:01pm, Tuesday 20th January 2026.

Picture this: Josh and Gareth are away. Emily's holding down the fort solo. Everything's fine. The animals are chill. What could possibly go wrong?

Enter Fifi — 600kg of pure mischief and zero respect for property boundaries.

Our beloved gentle giant decided Tuesday afternoon was the PERFECT time to go full Incredible Hulk on a fence, pushing it over like it personally offended him. Not content with his own jailbreak, Fifi paved the escape route for his partner-in-crime Wyatt, because why run alone when you can start a whole prison break?

Cue Emily's panic text. Cue the group chat EXPLODING. Cue volunteers Coco, Rach, Marzena, Libby, CJ and Hunter sprinting to the sanctuary like the Avengers assembling, while half of Gaia's Guardians stood ready to drop everything and join the Great Cow Hunt of 2026.

Spoiler alert: The boys were found. The crisis was averted. But the LEGEND was born.

Teammate Dan immortalised the chaos in artwork, the group chat kept the banter rolling, and someone brilliantly suggested: "We should make T-shirts." And here we are.

This is a LIMITED EDITION run. Once pre-orders close, that's it — no reprints, no second chances, just like Fifi's brief taste of freedom. Grab yourself a piece of sanctuary history while raising funds for, oh we don't know, maybe some Fifi-proof fencing?

(Jokes aside, the animals are always brilliantly cared for. Sometimes cows just have opinions about infrastructure. It happens.)

Printed on: The AS Colour Staple Organic Tee — 100% combed organic cotton, mid-weight 180 GSM, regular fit, pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage (unlike our stress levels that day). Quality cotton grown without herbicides or pesticides, because we're classy like that.

Wear your support. Commemorate the Kaos. Never forget the day Fifi said "Not today, fence."

ALL FUNDS raised go towards keeping all of our animals safe, healthy and secure. 

Photo by: Marzena Jenson

Artwork by: Dan Steinborner

Product development: Rachael Muldoon

Printing by: IVD Vinyl Co